The Score

All day long my dog, Penny, looks out the front door. About 812 times a day she leaps up and runs to the other door that goes out to the garage. She chases stuff. There are cats that wander in the yard. Birds galore. Now that spring is springing rabbits are hopping around the yard. But Penny's hearts desire is to catch a squirrel. I must have 74 billion. They come out one at a time and taunt my dog. So far the score is:
Squirrels: 361
Penny: zero


Penny resting up for a squirrel run



You'll never catch me alive! Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,hhhaaa!!!!